Interview With Weed Man Jake And Rapid Fire Rasta

You know I always wanted to talk to these two men. Why? Just wanna talk to them as ask them some few questions. First thing. This contains strong language. And two, I’m goanna regret doing this. But I hope everyone is doing well. I’m not doing well as my San Franisco 49ers lost the Super Bowl against the Kanvas City Chiefs. Man, we were so close to win that damn thing in that gripping thriller last night. I don’t know what the hell is going on. I have see three super bowls with my team and see them lost all three of them from the XLVII, LVI and LVIII. Lord have mercy!

There are two thuggish men from the beautiful country known as Jamaica. Guys, these two men have more women then James Bond 007. The one is Weed Man, a local hustler who lives in Neasden. And the other is Rapid Fire Rasta who lives in Stonebridge. This is an interview of these two men who lives in North West London. Right, let’s get into it. I was it Harlesden buying a green shirt! But anyhow!

Me: Yes, Weed Man Jake. Yes, Rapid Fire Rasta.

Weed Man Jake: Wa gwan, Donovan.

Rapid Fire Rasta: Yes, Donovan. Wa’ ya deal with?

Me: Nuthin’ much. Just come back from North West London to buy a shirt. So I can wear it on Saturday night.

Rapid Fire Rasta: Ah gyal you a pre?

Me: Kind off. I nearly become that guy again when I saw this African honey with a big derriere in Harlesden today. And I said “No Donovan, no Donovan. Don’t be that guy anymore!”

Rapid Fire Rasta: Well, you better be that guy again. It better!

Weed Man Jake: Ah true that. It much better to be that type of man then be a nice man.

Weed Man Jake: Mi have ‘nough gyal you know, Donovan.

Me: Alright, Let’s start. You guys know about Money Cultural. And sometimes I talk about some black women dating thugs and have kids by them, going for worthless men, hopeless men and the unproductive men. What is your take on some of them going for men like that?

Rapid Fire Rasta: Bwoy, that’s what them want. They want them type of man them! Some gyal don’t want a nice man. They want a bad man. A badder. They feel good when them have a man like that. It excites them. Thrill them like a thriller you watch on television.

Rapid Fire Rasta: Yeah mon, them like them type of man Donovan. That’s what them want. That’s what them need. And that’s how you should be!

Me: Errr — alright. So, when the woman gets older and she has children or don’t have children, all of a sudden she wants a good man. However, when the good man sees her that she has children ior she’s been ram out by the worthless men, he runs off. Give me your views on that.

Weed Man Jake: If the good man see the gyal with pickney and he say he nah want that and him run off, then mi can’t do nuthin’ about that. If him nah want the gyal, then what fi do? Not a ting, don’t it? So, him mek him decision.

Rapid Fire Rasta: If the man nah want the gyal because she have yute, then nothing people can’t do nuthin about that.

Me: I understand that. Right, when a man says that he will not date a woman with children and people come after him because he refuse to be a stepfather, how do you feel about that?

Rapid Fire Rasta: Why them ah come after a man who nah want to be a stepfather? That him fucking choice, don’t it?

Weed Man Jake: The man feel like him ah take care of a next man yute and the pickney nah his. That’s why the man nah want claim a pickney which is not his. But mi know that there some man that are with gyal with pickney and them ah tek care of a next man pickney.

Me: I could them simps! I wanna talk about these two movements. I don’t look at them as movements, but anyway. The first movement is SYSBM which was created by Mad Bus Driver X in 2012. He has a YouTube channel. The second one is the Passport brothers. It’s when a man goes to another country to find a woman to make her is wife. And black men are doing this now. The reason for this is because there are no good women in the country they were born and raised, so they go elsewhere to look for a woman and wife her up. What do think about it?

Weed Man Jake: Mi know about SYSBM. Nothing wrong dealing with white gyal as mi fuck ‘nough white gyal, you hear me? Mi fuck white pussy up at Watford, Hemel Hempstead, Luton, Bedford, Harpendan, Borehamwood, Mi know one jewish gyal up ah North London, Donovan.

Me: Oh fuck! What’s her name?

Rapid Fire Rasta: Mi here about SYSBM too, Donovan. Mi see three gyal you know!

Me: Yes Rasta. I know!

Rapid Fire Rasta: Mi know three gyal up ah North London. One of them ah Tottonham Hotspur.

Me: Ah nah, blud!

Rapid Fire Rasta: You must go for a Tottonham fan, Donovan!

Me: Nah my G! I’m a Arsenal fan. I’m not goanna go for a Spurs girl!

Rapid Fire Rasta: What you mean by that Donovan? Them call them hotspur because them a hot gyal in the bed. What’s wrong with you? The bwoy from YouTube Troops from North West London married to a Tottenham Hotspur gyal. Him say that them fuck good, tear off clothes, rip off bedsheet, bed mash up with good sex, them lucky Ikea nah far you know. Them can get a new bed when that one mash up!

Weed Man Jake: Proberbly go through the bedroom floor when him give her mad sex pan the bed. Donovan, you know the Spurs gyal who boasty up heself pan twitter when they beat Arsenal 2 – 0. She like you know you know!

Me: Right, let’s continue! The passport brothers thing. Can we talk about that now?

Weed Man Jake: The passport bradda, mi nah with that but if a man can’t a gyal up ah England or America, then him can gwan and find woman in different country.

Me: The passport brorthers is more of an American thing. And SYSBM, it’s when black men date out and so on. So, it looks like you guys have no issues with it. There are simps that are coming after black men who are with non-black women and getting their passports and leaving their country in a pursuit for wives. They are coming after black men like crazy all because of their dating options. How do you feel about that?

Weed Man Jake: Them can’t get no woman. Can’t you see them ah batty man, Donovan?

Me: Oh lord have mercy!

Rapid Fire Rasta: Yeah mon, them ah batty man, Donovan! Why them ah come after a next man because him have a white gyal with him? Why him ah stalk a next man pan the fucking internet? Man stalk man on world wide web! Them still call it that, Donovan?

Me: Since it’s started.

Weed Man Jake: What about pussy whole Bareback Fountain? Him ah stalk you still?

Me: Nah, he ain’t doing that no more!

Weed Man Jake: Let me tell you ‘bout that bwoy ya! Him a batty man, you hear me? Him a blood claat batty mon, straight up chi chi man. Why him ah stalk you pan the internet fa? Mi know him a chi chi man, Donovan. Mi know that. Him must fuck man batty. Or ah man fuck him!

Me: The minds of the LGBTQ has gone upside down. Holy shit!

Weed Man Jake: Yo star! Him fi get gun shot in him head. Stalk man pan online. Him must a gay, mon!

Rapid Fire Rasta: Yeah mon! Him a chi chi. No man shouldn’t stalk a next man pan internet!

Me: Well, I heard that he was physically abused by his mother when he was a child. She use to beat the shit out of him like mad.

Weed Man Jake: Well, she need to beat him some more to stop him stalk man!

Me: Oh Christ! In 2021, Tommy Sotomayor said on his show that a man showed him his ass. Not only that, the simp spread out his ass cheeks showing his butt hole.

Rapid Fire Rasta: If a man send a picture like to me, mi ah look for him and shoot off him head you know, Donovan!

Me: I know, you two guys including Rum Smugger Don, Cell Block Scrappy, Street Mice, Knife Man Priest, Chopper Man Stoley, Machete Man Briggy, Long Cocky George and Fuck All Night get all the women. Me, I’m of a gentleman.

Weed Man Jake: You think so?

Me: Yes. Everyone is just wondering how do you get so many women? They say you are worthless bunch of shits but you get so many honeys. They wanna know why?

Weed Man Jake: You have fi have style.

Rapid Fire Rasta: Yeah mon, you need fi have style, Donovan.

Me: Yeah, I’ve said that before on my last article called Broke Men Can Get Women. I said on that if you have charisma or confidence, then you can get any woman. Or maybe more then one woman.

Rapid Fire Rasta: Yeah mon, you must have that. One white man. Him have woman left, right and centre in Watford. Were you use to live. Him say just have confidence.

Me: Yeah, you need to have confidence of who you are on the inside. A man with no money can get women. He’s got to have confidence. That’s all. I said on the article that a man with no money can get more women then a rich man. I have seen it.

Rapid Fire Rasta: Yes, mi see it too. A man who is broke like louce can get whole of gyal. He can fuck all ten of the gyal him have.

Me: Okay. I was goanna ask you of how much women you two men have but I’m not going too. No way. I can see the number. And it’s a big number!

Weed Man Jake: Mi have six gyal mi know up ah St Albans.

Me: Weed Man Jake, we’re ending it now! Thanks for you two come along and answer my questions. Is there anything you like to ask?

Weed Man Jake: You still give gyal money?

Me: Nah.

Rapid Fire Rasta: Good. Stop give gyal money. She’ll give it to the next man and give him pum pum. You meant to be a pick-up artist. Not to pick up foolishness.

Me: You take care of yourselves, guys!

Weed Man Jake: Alright, Later.

Me: Mi gone!

Right, that is it. There is nothing I can say but to big up North West London. I had good times there and bad times there. That’s all I got to say. And these are the men that ratchet black women will go for. But when the hopeless men don’t want them anymore, they will close down the good black men. I’m not one of them.

E – Mail: donovanfuller81@hotmail.com

See you on Friday with SYSBM and his white honey. Time to leave NW10

Laters

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